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Yes even we at the infamous Bang Bus need to
take a break every now and then. So we all hopped on a plane down
to Latin America to chill out and sip down some cheap bizzzz with
local toothless countryfolk. But we found that while you can take
the pornographer out of the country, you can't take the dirty fucking
rotten scoundral out of the pornographer...
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...Ugly got lost at the airport b/c me and
my girl Big Titties sat in first class and Ugly got stuck in the
back of the plane between two old ladies and the plane was so big
that we got off about 30 minutes before he did, we got some coffee
and when we came back he was already off looking for us. So to find
him we did all the usual things:
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We thought about sending a page over loudspeaker,
but we didn't We considered going to the gate to see if he would
come back there, but we already walked too far and were tired We
tried to think of some really clever way to use the people at the
airport to find him for us, be we couldn't think of anything By
now 3 minutes had passed and our heads hurt, so we got a cab and
tried our best to forget about him. Besides, a big-haired bozo the
clown looking mother fucking gringo should do just fine in Latin
America by himself.
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In the cab it didn't take long to spot a fine
ass fucking bitch, and I had just gotten some cash at the airport,
and she looked sooo easy....well, the rest is history.
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