They
say that third times a charm, well I guess we're about to find out. Daimon
calls me at fucking 4:00am after Ugly showed the movie of monica at a
party. Daimon said he would give me $500 to take him out if he could get
laid by an absolute stranger. Anybody that knows Mr. Dirty Sanchez knows
I dont turn down $500 and the chance to see one of my buddies stuff some
bitch. So we set out, the sun was shining and man it was hot out. I swear
to you that we drove around for two fucking hours to find absolutely dick
then we saw her hitchhicking. Sasha was a stunning nice piece of sweet
tender ass ready for a stuffing although she didn't know it. But man was
she easy to get in and only asked once "what's with that camera" in her
not so good broken english. Of course I said its cool were just artists
so she got in. The ride started off easy with normal chit-chat, nothing
serious, then I asked, so are you kinky and the response "kinky no I'm
not kinky" Yea right . This girls wearing a fucking dog collar! So we
played around a bit and looking back, if Daimon had been anymore mellow
I think he would have been dead, so naturally I took over. I turn on my
dirty charm and the next thing you know the bitch is on her knees. Needless
to say it was thanksgiving all over again and this bitch was getting severely
stuffed . Then just for a little more enjoyment, we dropped her off in
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