SO OUR BUDDY MATT
talks us into taking the infamous Bang Bus out again to get him
some leg. Matt, as you may already know, has a MAJOR fetish
for STRAIGHT GUYS. Now we understand as well as anyone
how nice it is to get a piece of forbidden fruit, but this guy has
some serious fucking issues with this fetish of his...he has balls
of steel and he is not afraid to go up a big fucking straight guy
and try to seduce him. So this day we decided to drive by the local
university because Matt had an appetite for a college boy...and
after a bit of driving around we spotted one. And this guy, as you
can see, is not your average bit of jerky...this guy is clean cut,
and looks like he belongs on an underwear ad. Our bait and switch
girls got all excited because he was so good looking...we had to
slap the minions back and remind them that this is for Matt and
they are just here to trick him into the bus. When we approached
this guy I was expecting him to be hostile...but he was so fucking
polite...and our bait and switch girls had very little trouble getting
him to take our offer to drive him to class. The rest of the story
is so fucking outrageous, so undeniably an occurance that caused
the world to shift a degree or so off it's axis that you just have
to see
it for yourself to believe it. So sit back, and watch
as we unfold a bit of debauchery unseen before by human eyes.
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