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OK THIS GUY
WAS ACTUALLY SCARY. He is fucking huge as shit, about 6 feet
5 inches or so and had to be 275+ pounds. A few times on this ride
I thought he was going to beat my ass to the ground, and he actually
dented the cherished Bang Bus with his big fists at one point. But
here I go, getting ahead of myself again. Let me say that this all
started with the innocent desire to find 8th street... I see this
big fucking guy walking on the sidewalk in Little Havanna and tell
them to pull the bus up so I can ask him directions. The minute
I rolled the windows down and got his attention, I could tell that
this guys a fighter. He gave the directions when I asked him, but
he was hostile as hell, and for no real reason. So I figure that
this one is no good and we pull away. BUT AS ALWAYS MATT throws
a stick in the spokes and says that his FAVORITE THING is
a big, mean, meaty lug. I pointed out that last time his favorite
thing was a handsome college boy, to which Matt said that EVERYTHING
is his favorite thing and therefore he is right and that unless
I was going to start tounging his rectum I should shut the clam
trap ;-) So once again we listen to old Matt, and once again old
Matt blows our mind by getting a big straight guy to be his meatsicle.
It's probably the craziest, scariest and most outrageous episode
yet, so get your popcorn and watch the show.
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